starters: photos of random people on your ID badges for work. I got dibs on the motion hologram one of Gallagher smashing a watermelon.
apparently god has decided that he too does not like the midwest and has brought upon them 40 to 50 small fault lines near New Madrid, Missouri, and is letting them play around for a bit. i doubt it will sink the area into the ocean like the earthquakes on the west coast could do to california, but hey, whatever needs to be done.
so if NYC lacks anything at all, it certainly isnt' shame.
it seems that Oprah Winfrey, queen of daytime tv and all little greedy girls of the future, was denied entry into a posh Paris store the other night because she arrived 15 minutes after they closed. a store clerk and a store manager apologized profusely and let her know that she could come back tomorrow and shop for as long as she likes.
now, the problem here isn't that the mighty Oprah was turned down and she got pissed, but it's what the New York Post wrote about the incident in their Gossip column. they said the store was, and i quote "having a problem with North Africans lately."
hey, i can't make that shit up. the store and Oprah's people denied that ever have being said, so the blame lies solely on the good folks at the New York Post. granted it was in their Gossip section, which will most likely say anything, but to the dude who came up with that reason, shut up.
ok, i'm out. thats your news for the day.
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Oh no, Oprah couldn't get into a store after it closed! Shock! Dismay! She probably just stood outside stammering and confused because stores probably normally close down just so that she can shop there "undisturbed". Bah.
Maybe Soap-rah!
still waiting for the show where Oprah gives everybody in the audience a frontal lobotomy.
Wait, that's every episode.
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