with the musical stylings of...

top 5 vocalists of the '70s in no particular order

-stevie wonder
-stevie ray vaughn
-joe strummer
-john lennon
-robert plant

add to it.

let's see...

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a little taste of what's to come
so i'm thinking that if you ever get asked if you've ever sucked dick for coke, the best possible answer is "no."

ill hang up and listen.

how about that...

ok, so let me just start off by saying that Sin City is good. i definitely suggest that anyone who likes comic book/action/film noir/crime or nudity is movies go see this. it definitely hits all those bases, especially the last one in the first 20 minutes. Eric the Terrible has a good review of it at zombieson45.blogspot.com

i'm not really sad that the pope is dead. well i feel bad and i know how much good work he did for the world regardless of his religion. but i am upset a bit by all the press its getting now. in the end he is a man, and he died, lets leave it at that. but unfortunately we wont. he will be in the news until a new pope is elected in 2 to 3 weeks and then he'll be in the paper for another 2 to 3 weeks. catholicism should be reveling in the positive publicity they're getting here for the first time in a couple years. but don't worry, the catholic church will get back to its' roots soon enough. hell i found out 2 weeks ago that a preist at my old church got caught with nearly 10 gigs of child porn on his personal computer. way to go. and then when a friend of my mom's tried calling the rectory to find out more information about it she got one of our older priests who was drunk and proclaiming that he was dead. who said catholicism isn't fun anymore.

ok, i'm going to do some online crossword puzzles and pass out. don't go dying on me.

big man...

dude, can i just say one thing.

hey god, it's me dave. no, not margaret, she's like 40 now, and she'll probably get back to you in 10 years with another question of that sort. ok, so what the hell? it's april and there's snow, are we really that bad? have we hurt you or done something horribly wrong, like the goo goo dolls, to make you smote us with snow? it's almost as if you suddenly dropped one of your giant bags of cocaine on us and then said, "oh it's only buffalo, they wont know the difference." ok, ok, i'm sorry, you dont do coke, that much, anymore. but man, come on, let us have some decent weather. we arent' nomads or stinky eskimos here, we're americans and we deserve better. well atleast our president thinks so, but i didnt vote for him, so when he goes to hell i wont mind. anyways, all i want is some decent weather, cause i can't play golf in this shit, and i know you're a golfer too, so lets hear it for the sun. if you do this ill start going to church again and maybe i'll even pay attention, ooh wouldn't that be nice. no seriously, lets get it together. ok, have a good rest of eternity, and um, ill hopefully see you soon.

oh, and by the way, there's still slot of people fighting for individualist means down here. that might be something to look into as well. aight, peace out G.

ok, ok...

let me start off by saying that The Stranger by Billy Joel is one solid motherfucking album. I suggest you pick it up on CD or Vinyl and give it a spin. New Jersey isn't total trash.

so i've been trying to do the crossword puzzle in The Buffalo News as often as possible now to see if 1) i can even answer more than 3 of the clues they give, and 2) cause my grandfather can do them and he's cool. hey if i can do what my pop-pop can do, then i'm doing well.

ok, so you know whats up, get to it.

well fucking a!

wow, i am such an internet whore.