big man...

dude, can i just say one thing.

hey god, it's me dave. no, not margaret, she's like 40 now, and she'll probably get back to you in 10 years with another question of that sort. ok, so what the hell? it's april and there's snow, are we really that bad? have we hurt you or done something horribly wrong, like the goo goo dolls, to make you smote us with snow? it's almost as if you suddenly dropped one of your giant bags of cocaine on us and then said, "oh it's only buffalo, they wont know the difference." ok, ok, i'm sorry, you dont do coke, that much, anymore. but man, come on, let us have some decent weather. we arent' nomads or stinky eskimos here, we're americans and we deserve better. well atleast our president thinks so, but i didnt vote for him, so when he goes to hell i wont mind. anyways, all i want is some decent weather, cause i can't play golf in this shit, and i know you're a golfer too, so lets hear it for the sun. if you do this ill start going to church again and maybe i'll even pay attention, ooh wouldn't that be nice. no seriously, lets get it together. ok, have a good rest of eternity, and um, ill hopefully see you soon.

oh, and by the way, there's still slot of people fighting for individualist means down here. that might be something to look into as well. aight, peace out G.