Easy America, the Japanese aren't great at everything. Oh, wait. Yes they are.
today we start with...
that's right, its robot jox. that classy movie that ripped off voltron and made us think that it was cool to be a B movie actor and hang out with giant metal robots. to robot jox, here's to american movies ripping off the japanese, and to a giant saw penis trying to kill you.
just see the movie.
Random Thoughts or, what Dave thinks about when he's not paying attention to you:
-is it just me or is tom cruise out of control. i know nothing about scientology, but if you're calling people "glib" on morning talk shows, i think it's time to stay at home for a little while. dianetics, its whats down in hollywood.
-jeremy roenick totally went off on the critics of the lockout of the NHL, which happens to be every hockey fan in north america, and told us not to blame him cause he makes a lot of money to play a"game." dude, come on. i like roenick, checking the shit out of people and making legs squirm cause your brain just stopped working, but seriously, you get paid to get away with crap that you couldn't do outside of a hockey arena. i want to get paid 2 million bucks a year to commit involuntary manslaughter every night. eh, let's just shut up and get hockey back.
ok, enjoy for now and stay cool. its hot out their people, and we dont need stragglers.
that's right, its robot jox. that classy movie that ripped off voltron and made us think that it was cool to be a B movie actor and hang out with giant metal robots. to robot jox, here's to american movies ripping off the japanese, and to a giant saw penis trying to kill you.
just see the movie.
Random Thoughts or, what Dave thinks about when he's not paying attention to you:
-is it just me or is tom cruise out of control. i know nothing about scientology, but if you're calling people "glib" on morning talk shows, i think it's time to stay at home for a little while. dianetics, its whats down in hollywood.
-jeremy roenick totally went off on the critics of the lockout of the NHL, which happens to be every hockey fan in north america, and told us not to blame him cause he makes a lot of money to play a"game." dude, come on. i like roenick, checking the shit out of people and making legs squirm cause your brain just stopped working, but seriously, you get paid to get away with crap that you couldn't do outside of a hockey arena. i want to get paid 2 million bucks a year to commit involuntary manslaughter every night. eh, let's just shut up and get hockey back.
ok, enjoy for now and stay cool. its hot out their people, and we dont need stragglers.
its always something with someone...
starters: photos of random people on your ID badges for work. I got dibs on the motion hologram one of Gallagher smashing a watermelon.
apparently god has decided that he too does not like the midwest and has brought upon them 40 to 50 small fault lines near New Madrid, Missouri, and is letting them play around for a bit. i doubt it will sink the area into the ocean like the earthquakes on the west coast could do to california, but hey, whatever needs to be done.
so if NYC lacks anything at all, it certainly isnt' shame.
it seems that Oprah Winfrey, queen of daytime tv and all little greedy girls of the future, was denied entry into a posh Paris store the other night because she arrived 15 minutes after they closed. a store clerk and a store manager apologized profusely and let her know that she could come back tomorrow and shop for as long as she likes.
now, the problem here isn't that the mighty Oprah was turned down and she got pissed, but it's what the New York Post wrote about the incident in their Gossip column. they said the store was, and i quote "having a problem with North Africans lately."
hey, i can't make that shit up. the store and Oprah's people denied that ever have being said, so the blame lies solely on the good folks at the New York Post. granted it was in their Gossip section, which will most likely say anything, but to the dude who came up with that reason, shut up.
ok, i'm out. thats your news for the day.
apparently god has decided that he too does not like the midwest and has brought upon them 40 to 50 small fault lines near New Madrid, Missouri, and is letting them play around for a bit. i doubt it will sink the area into the ocean like the earthquakes on the west coast could do to california, but hey, whatever needs to be done.
so if NYC lacks anything at all, it certainly isnt' shame.
it seems that Oprah Winfrey, queen of daytime tv and all little greedy girls of the future, was denied entry into a posh Paris store the other night because she arrived 15 minutes after they closed. a store clerk and a store manager apologized profusely and let her know that she could come back tomorrow and shop for as long as she likes.
now, the problem here isn't that the mighty Oprah was turned down and she got pissed, but it's what the New York Post wrote about the incident in their Gossip column. they said the store was, and i quote "having a problem with North Africans lately."
hey, i can't make that shit up. the store and Oprah's people denied that ever have being said, so the blame lies solely on the good folks at the New York Post. granted it was in their Gossip section, which will most likely say anything, but to the dude who came up with that reason, shut up.
ok, i'm out. thats your news for the day.
still kickin'...
so, yeah... welcome back.
ok, so the link to your right that takes you to Lake Effect totally works now. feel free to click it and enjoy the hilarity that is my life in comic form. well my life and a few friends. ok, my friends and me in it a little. fine! a comic about my friends and i make an appearance occasionaly. no, i'm in it. for real.
ok, so i'm in the new apartment now. have been for a month. feel free to barage me with complaints about not updating sooner. none, huh, alright then. the place looks good, got lots of stuff up and things that you sit and sleep on in the right places. lots of girlie things around as well. time to man up, i guess.
i case you didn't know, i dont work at the holiday inn anymore. yep, i've done it. i've escaped the wrath that was the hospitality industry. never again will i have to wear a vest with a tie and tell people where to meander throughout a winding maze of human misery. wow, well that's kinda of close. especially the part about the vest.
so, my new job is at a health network company in west seneca. i've got a cube and an inbox. looks like i've made it folks. the Com majors' dream, a cubicle. its all about paper pushin' and number crunchin' bitches.
well that's what new around here. seriously, check out Lake Effect when you get a chance, we could use the hits.
'til next time, shock the monkey.
ok, so the link to your right that takes you to Lake Effect totally works now. feel free to click it and enjoy the hilarity that is my life in comic form. well my life and a few friends. ok, my friends and me in it a little. fine! a comic about my friends and i make an appearance occasionaly. no, i'm in it. for real.
ok, so i'm in the new apartment now. have been for a month. feel free to barage me with complaints about not updating sooner. none, huh, alright then. the place looks good, got lots of stuff up and things that you sit and sleep on in the right places. lots of girlie things around as well. time to man up, i guess.
i case you didn't know, i dont work at the holiday inn anymore. yep, i've done it. i've escaped the wrath that was the hospitality industry. never again will i have to wear a vest with a tie and tell people where to meander throughout a winding maze of human misery. wow, well that's kinda of close. especially the part about the vest.
so, my new job is at a health network company in west seneca. i've got a cube and an inbox. looks like i've made it folks. the Com majors' dream, a cubicle. its all about paper pushin' and number crunchin' bitches.
well that's what new around here. seriously, check out Lake Effect when you get a chance, we could use the hits.
'til next time, shock the monkey.
